What Doesn’t Kill You Coffee Mug – Funny 15oz Dark Humor Cup, Sarcastic Floral Design, Gift for Cynical Friends

Positive quotes always say, “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.” Cute. But let’s be honest—whatever didn’t kill you still tried. And that’s exactly the energy this mug brings. The What Doesn’t Kill You Still Tried to Kill You 15oz ceramic coffee mug from Clancy Tees is a sarcastic twist on the motivational nonsense people love to cross-stitch on pillows. Bright, floral artwork meets brutally honest truth, because sometimes you need your morning coffee served with realism and a smirk. The playful flowers and bold typography give it that fake-inspirational vibe—like it belongs in a yoga studio—but the message punches straight through the sunshine. This isn’t a mug for toxic positivity; it’s a mug for survivalists, cynics, and anyone who knows that life doesn’t hand out character growth, it hands out trauma with a side of medical bills. Crafted from high-quality District® ceramic, it’s microwave and dishwasher safe, perfect for the mornings when you’re too busy fighting off life’s bullshit to hand wash dishes. Perfect as a gift for cynical friends who hate fake affirmations, a gift for coworkers who need a daily reminder that the struggle is real, or a gift for dark humor lovers who laugh through the chaos instead of pretending everything’s fine. This isn’t a mug—it’s a survival trophy with a handle. Clancy Tees doesn’t do fake encouragement. We do truth, sarcasm, and coffee mugs that make your coworkers question HR’s hiring policies. So sip boldly, laugh darkly, and let the flowers frame your new favorite mantra: you survived, but that doesn’t mean it was easy.

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Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap