Some people wear a smile. You wear a warning. This design stars a glamorous retro pin-up with vintage pearls, ruby lips, and that unmistakable don’t-test-me energy. One hand’s on her hip, the other is sending a clear message—middle finger raised, perfectly manicured, and absolutely unbothered. Below her, the caption reads: “THRILLED TO BE HERE” in the most sarcastic serif font imaginable. It’s the kind of shirt that says, “I showed up, but you’re lucky I didn’t cancel.” Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee, this unisex shirt brings bold attitude with premium comfort. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (heather shades may contain a hint of polyester), the 4.5 oz/yd² fabric is lightweight, breathable, and smooth enough to let that middle finger speak loud and clear. With a modern classic fit, tear-away label, seamless tubular body, and double-needle stitching, this shirt handles awkward small talk and fake social energy like a pro. This isn’t just ironic fashion—it’s your entire coping mechanism in cotton form. For the brunches you regret agreeing to, the meetings that should’ve been emails, and the social gatherings you endure out of spite, this tee lets everyone know: you may be present, but don’t mistake that for participation. Perfect for fans of sarcastic retro tees, rude pin-up girl designs, vintage glamour meets modern snark, middle finger attitude apparel, funny introvert fashion, Clancy-style dry humor, bold feminine energy, edgy aesthetic iconography, antisocial statement wear, unapologetic mood gear, and classic beauty with a sharp bite. Because sometimes showing up is the most effort they’re gonna get—and they should be grateful you came dressed for it.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
