This ain’t your grandma’s teddy bear. This is the anti-bedtime, puff-puff-pass version—reborn with bloodshot eyes, a crooked smile, and a rolled-up attitude problem. The design centers on a loudmouthed orange teddy bear who looks like he just discovered existential peace at the bottom of a bong rip. He’s got one paw up, one paw out, and a stoned sparkle in his eye—if that sparkle were actually just smoke. Around him? A riot of floating weed leaves, psychedelic paw prints, smiley flowers, and stoner stars bouncing through a neon cartoon dreamscape. It’s like if your childhood stuffed animal grew up, found your stash, and decided to start a reggae band. Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee, this unisex shirt is built for maximum chill and daily wear. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (heather variants may contain polyester), the fabric is ultra-soft and breathable—perfect for hotboxed basements, festival fields, or couch-potato missions. The 4.5 oz/yd² weight keeps it light without sacrificing structure, while double-needle stitching and a tubular, side-seam-free body keep it tough enough to survive even your laziest laundry days. Tear-away label? Obviously. Comfort this smooth doesn’t need a scratchy tag killing the mood. This teddy isn’t cuddly—he’s cosmic. Ideal for anyone who prefers their nostalgia with a side of THC, their fashion with a dose of attitude, and their t-shirts loud enough to cause a contact high. Whether you’re collecting smoke-friendly characters or just need a conversation starter that’s already three blunts ahead, this shirt’s got your back. A go-to for lovers of trippy teddy bear shirts, psychedelic stoner apparel, weed-themed cartoon tees, cannabis culture fashion, bold festival wear, 420-friendly designs, surreal character graphics, edgy streetwear, loud art t-shirts, high-as-hell humor, irreverent nostalgia, adult stoner style, and unapologetically weird clothing.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
