Some people have a guardian angel. You have a full-time celestial babysitter on the brink of burnout. This shirt reads: “I’m the Reason My Guardian Angel Drinks” —and it’s not even trying to be ironic. Surrounded by radiant clouds, soft golden light, and a halo with wings hovering at the top, the design delivers heavenly aesthetics with a sinful smirk. It’s like a church bulletin had enough of your behavior and finally decided to speak up. Equal parts divine and chaotic, this one’s for the blessed messes who know their angel is clocking overtime… and probably sipping something strong in the break room. Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee, this unisex shirt combines pure comfort with holy-level sarcasm. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (heather tones may include polyester), the 4.5 oz/yd² fabric is soft, breathable, and smooth enough to let every divine detail glow. It features a modern classic fit, tear-away label, double-needle stitching, and seamless tubular construction—because you can’t have spiritual clarity if your shirt’s bugging you. This tee is for the chaotic good, the walking red flags with hearts of gold, and anyone who’s ever said, “But I had good intentions…” right before everything went sideways. Whether you’re dodging disasters or embracing them head-on, this shirt lets everyone know there’s an angel trying—desperately—to keep you alive. And they deserve a drink. Perfect for fans of dark humor angel tees, spiritual sarcasm apparel, funny guardian angel shirts, holy chaos energy, blessed but reckless fashion, Clancy-style comedy meets cosmic commentary, divine intervention joke wear, sinner-in-progress gear, religious parody graphic designs, and emotionally supportive disaster apparel. Because grace is eternal… but patience isn’t. Cheers to the angel who stuck it out anyway.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
