Who says gnomes can’t be hardcore? This tattooed forest guardian is here to protect your lawn and your right to rock some serious ink. Our brawny little bearded friend stands proudly in a woodland scene with arms crossed, flaunting full sleeve tattoos like he just walked out of a fantasy biker bar. Mushrooms dot the forest floor behind him, but let’s be real—he’s the real fungi of this shirt. This shirt captures the clash of mythical charm and modern edge. Imagine your grandma’s favorite ceramic gnome if he suddenly got into punk rock, tattoos, and telling squirrels to back the hell off his mushroom patch. It’s bold, it’s weird, it’s exactly the kind of chaos you didn’t know your wardrobe was missing. Printed on the ultra-comfortable Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex tee, this shirt delivers premium softness with 100% ring-spun cotton (some heather blends contain polyester). The modern classic fit keeps it breathable and flattering without sacrificing mobility—which is important when you’re arm-wrestling badgers or just flexing in your garden. Tear-away label, double-needle stitching, and a smooth print surface that brings every little leaf, line, and tattoo swirl to life. Looking for the perfect gift for gardeners who don’t play by the rules? A hilarious gift for mushroom lovers with a rebellious side? Maybe a gift for fantasy fans who always pick the chaotic neutral character? This gnome’s got you. He’s small but fierce. Decorative but deadly. And he definitely doesn’t skip arm day. Whether you’re tending your backyard mushrooms or just trying to keep people out of your business, this tattooed gnome is your new spiritual mascot. Buy it for the forestcore, stay for the sarcasm.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
