Spread Cheeks Not Hate Shirt – Funny Retro Naughty Hippie Tee for Adults – Gift for Freaky Friends, Sarcastic Souls, and Wild Peace Lovers
Spread Cheeks Not Hate Shirt – Funny Retro Naughty Hippie Tee for Adults – Gift for Freaky Friends, Sarcastic Souls, and Wild Peace Lovers
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Let’s get one thing straight: this isn’t your average peace-and-love t-shirt. The “Spread Cheeks. Not Hate.” tee is here to promote good vibes, open minds, and slightly questionable morals. With its bold retro lettering in sunny orange and yellow, this design delivers an old-school message with a very new-school twist. The flowers say “peace.” The phrasing says “probably banned at family dinner.” Together, it’s a beautiful contradiction—just like you. This shirt is made for the unfiltered souls who believe kindness and chaos can coexist. It’s for people who bring energy, not etiquette. Whether you’re out spreading joy (or just cheeks) at a festival, dive bar, house party, or yoga class you forgot you signed up for—this tee does all the talking so you don’t have to. It’s a walking punchline with a purpose: be nice… or at least be entertaining. Printed on our ultra-soft unisex Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee, this shirt feels like a hug from someone who definitely doesn’t wear pants at home. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton (heather options may contain polyester), it offers a smoother print surface and a lighter 4.5 oz fabric that’s breathable enough for any kind of… activity. The modern classic fit hits that perfect middle ground between fitted and relaxed, while the tear-away label and tubular construction keep things clean and comfortable. Like your intentions. Maybe. Need a cheeky gift for a best friend with zero shame? A hilarious surprise for your weed buddy, situationship, or that one brunch friend who always overshares? This makes a wild gift for party animals, dirty-minded soulmates, funny stoner friends, or anyone who thinks “namaste” should come with a warning label. A gift for adults who love innuendo, banter, and a bold entrance. Whether you’re fighting intolerance or just fighting the urge to wear pants in public, do it with humor. Do it with style. And above all… do it with cheeks.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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