Spread Cheeks Not Hate Mug – Funny Retro Coffee Cup, Bold Hippie Humor Gift, Vintage 70s Aesthetic Mug

Start your day with equal parts peace, love, and unfiltered sarcasm with this Spread Cheeks Not Hate mug. Designed with a retro 70s aesthetic in bold orange and golden lettering, this mug takes the flower-power message of “spread love” and pushes it exactly where your sense of humor wanted it to go. It’s the kind of cheeky positivity the world desperately needs—and the perfect way to announce you’re all about good energy, but not above cracking a dirty joke before your second cup of coffee. Crafted from durable District® ceramic, this glossy mug comes in both 11oz and 15oz sizes, meaning it can handle everything from a quick espresso shot to the industrial-sized coffee you need to tolerate humanity. Microwave and dishwasher safe, it’s as low-maintenance as your standards probably aren’t, and way more reliable than that yoga teacher who keeps trying to sell you essential oils. Perfect as a gift for stoner friends who appreciate cosmic humor, a gift for hippies who like their enlightenment with a side of innuendo, or a gift for sarcastic coworkers who will laugh way too hard at this in the break room. Whether you’re at the office, chilling at home, or giving side-eye in public, this mug delivers maximum laughs with minimal effort. Why settle for spreading hate when you could spread cheeks—and caffeine—one sip at a time? Bring back the groovy humor of the 70s with a modern twist that’s bold, ridiculous, and just the right amount of offensive.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap