It’s giving “designated driver with a DMT stash.” This unapologetically honest tee reads: “Sorry, I don’t drink. Just drugs for me, thanks.” Delivered with floral sarcasm and ironic elegance, this shirt’s perfect for anyone who politely declines tequila but will absolutely microdose before brunch. Whether you’re sober curious, proudly off the sauce, or just tired of explaining your priorities at parties—this shirt says it so you don’t have to. The dainty pastel blossoms paired with the bold confession create the perfect blend of unbothered and unfiltered. It’s the fashion equivalent of turning down a shot with a wink and a gummy. Ideal for awkward social situations, judgmental relatives, or anytime you want to clarify that your sobriety has boundaries—namely, the psychedelic ones. Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee, this unisex shirt delivers ultimate comfort for all your mind-altering misadventures. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (with heather options containing polyester), it’s soft, breathable, and perfect for late-night existential crises or early-morning forest walks. The modern classic fit makes it wearable with anything—from tie-dye joggers to anxiety. Tear-away label for those who hate tags. Tubular construction for that seamless high. And double-needle stitching that holds up better than your last attempt at Dry January. This isn’t just a slogan. It’s a statement. A lifestyle. A curated chemical preference. It’s the tee you wear to raves, festivals, or that one chill friend’s house where the only drinks are mushroom tea and LaCroix. It’s also a hilarious gift for your sober stoner roommate, your “I just do acid, not alcohol” coworker, or anyone who chooses psilocybin over Sauvignon Blanc. Seriously—gift for psychonauts, gift for party introverts, and gift for recovering drinkers with a different kind of weekend plan. And yes, it’s a conversation starter. Just don’t be surprised when strangers ask what your favorite “drug” is. (Lie if you must. Or don’t. Depends on the state you’re in—both geographically and mentally.) Sobriety has levels. You’re just not on the alcohol one.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
