Behold: the cosmic himbo of myth and muscle. This design features a godlike figure—bare-chested, flexing, and mid-leap—lassoing planets like they’re stage props in his interstellar flex-off. With one foot perched on a geometric grid and constellations swirling behind him, he looks like a cross between a Greek statue and a space cowboy on pre-workout. Moons, mountains, and meteors fill the background, but let’s be honest—he’s the main attraction. It’s bold. It’s absurd. It’s giving divine biceps energy. Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee, this unisex shirt is built for comfort—even if the dude on the front looks like he’s never relaxed in his life. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (with polyester blended into some heather options), the 4.5 oz/yd² fabric is lightweight, smooth, and soft enough to forgive the sins of all your loud fashion choices. The modern classic fit keeps things crisp without clinging, and with tear-away label, tubular body, and double-needle stitching, it’s made to outlast at least one galactic cycle. This tee is for people who love myth but prefer it with abs. Whether you’re here for the camp, the chaos, or the cosmic thirst trap, this design lets you rock epic absurdity like it’s ancient prophecy. He’s part demigod, part dad joke, and all Clancy Tees charm. Perfect for fans of space-themed muscle art, ironic Greek mythology shirts, cosmic parody fashion, interstellar bodybuilder designs, vintage sci-fi posters, surreal strongman graphics, Clancy-style space absurdism, campy divine masculinity, surreal mythological humor, retro-futurist beefcake vibes, and unfiltered celestial comedy. Because sometimes the universe needs saving—and sometimes it just needs someone who looks good while flexing on the moon.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
