They’ve got arms. They’ve got legs. And they’ve had enough of each other’s shit. This isn’t a metaphor. It’s a full-on cartoon steak knife fight—and it’s happening right on your chest. Two angry utensils, fists up, blades drawn, throwing down like it’s Saturday morning anarchy. Welcome to the dumbest battle you never knew you needed. The graphic screams chaos in the best way possible. A comic-book-style explosion erupts behind two anthropomorphic steak knives mid-fight, each one hilariously pumped with cartoon rage and tiny limbs that shouldn’t exist but absolutely do. Their faces? Pure fury. Their bodies? Forking useless. Their motivation? Unknown. But the commitment? Unmatched. This design doesn’t tiptoe around absurdity—it body-slams you into it. And because ridiculous deserves to feel ridiculously good, it’s printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee. You get all the comfort of 100% ring-spun cotton (heathers contain polyester), plus a modern classic fit that hugs just enough to look intentional without ever feeling tight. The tear-away label means zero neck itch. The double-needle stitching and taped shoulders mean it’s built to last—unlike the short, stabby lives of the two knife combatants on the front. And with tubular construction, there are no side seams to mess with the fit or the flex. You just throw it on and start shit. Or don’t. Either way, the knives already did. This tee is not for everyone. It’s for people who laugh too hard at violent cartoons. People who love their wardrobe slightly unhinged. People who would absolutely heckle a cooking show just to see the utensils revolt. It’s for anyone who’s ever felt like today might end in an emotional knife fight—and figured, hey, might as well dress for it. Use it to: – Start conversations with people who “get it” – Confuse your relatives – Match your chaos energy – Showcase your love of graphic weirdness – Warn others, subtly, that you’re not here for small talk
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Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
