No Time No Crayons Coffee Mug 15oz Sarcastic Office Humor Cup Funny Gift For Coworkers Snarky Ceramic Drinkware Bold Quote ClancyTees Coffee Cup

Some conversations just aren’t worth the oxygen. That’s the exact mood behind the “I Have Neither the Time Nor the Crayons to Explain It to You” 15oz ceramic coffee mug from ClancyTees. With a bold, colorful crayon lineup and loud block lettering, this sarcastic masterpiece is the perfect way to tell the world you’re officially done playing kindergarten teacher to grown adults. Whether you’re at home, at work, or just trying to survive one more meeting that could’ve been an email, this mug says what you’re really thinking—without you ever having to open your mouth. Crafted from sturdy ceramic with a glossy finish, this oversized mug holds a full 15oz of whatever keeps your patience alive (or at least caffeinated). Microwave safe for those days you forget your coffee mid-eye-roll, and dishwasher safe because hand-washing is just another chore you don’t have time for. Built for daily use, it’s ready to handle everything from your first sip of ambition to your last sip of “I can’t believe these idiots are still talking.” The design combines humor with bite—bright crayons lined up under a bold insult that hits harder than any passive-aggressive sticky note. It’s not subtle, but neither are the people who make you need it. Perfect as a gift for coworkers who appreciate brutal honesty, a gift for friends who thrive on sarcasm, or a hilarious gift for office workers who suffer fools daily. This mug isn’t just drinkware, it’s a PSA: not everyone deserves your time, and if it takes crayons to explain, you’re already too far gone. ClancyTees mugs are all about rebellion, humor, and telling it like it is. This one takes the cake—it’s petty, it’s colorful, and it’s guaranteed to get a laugh (or at least shut down small talk with strangers). Fill it with coffee, tea, whiskey, or straight-up spite—it holds it all with the same unapologetic attitude. So go ahead, take a sip and let the world know: explanations are canceled.

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Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap