Behold the swole savior of your leg day prayers: “Hallowed Be Thy Gains.” This design reimagines a chiseled messiah mid-flex, wrapped in divine drapery and holy pump energy. His arms are raised—not in blessing, but in a double bicep pose worthy of Mount Olympus. A golden halo crowns his head, but those delts? Pure gym discipline. Framed by laurel leaves and gym-rat gospel lettering, this shirt doesn’t whisper devotion—it curls it, squats it, and resurrects it for another rep. Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee, this unisex shirt is your holy grail of comfort and comedy. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton (with polyester blended into select heather colors), the 4.5 oz/yd² fabric delivers soft, breathable wearability with a smooth surface for those bold, barbell-blessed graphics. Featuring a modern classic fit, tear-away label, seamless tubular body, and double-needle stitching, it’s built to endure sweat, spirit, and unsolicited gym sermons. This tee is for the faithful lifters, the protein prophets, and the gym disciples who worship at the altar of hypertrophy. Whether you’re deadlifting your way to redemption or just flexing through life with holy confidence, this design brings the perfect balance of satire, strength, and swoleness. Perfect for fans of religious parody gym shirts, funny fitness tees, swole savior aesthetics, church of the bench press fashion, faith-based workout humor, holy gains apparel, divine pump energy, Clancy-style irreverence, protein-powered spirituality, lifting memes turned lifestyle, gym rat joke gear, and sacred swole satire. Because the body is a temple. And this one squats more than yours.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
