And lo, he facepalmed. This shirt delivers holy exhaustion with brutal accuracy, featuring a cartoon-style Jesus mid-facepalm under the caption: “I NEVER SAID THAT.” It’s spiritual sarcasm at its finest—a divine reaction to all the things people claim “Jesus would’ve wanted” that sound suspiciously like bad decisions, political rants, or Instagram captions. His expression is timeless: the universal look of someone whose words have been misquoted for two thousand years and counting. Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee, this unisex shirt offers heavenly softness with a side of skeptical judgment. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton (heather variants may include polyester), the 4.5 oz/yd² fabric is lightweight, breathable, and perfect for both sinners and side-eyers alike. With a modern classic fit, tear-away label, tubular construction (no side seams), and durable double-needle stitching, this tee is made to survive awkward Bible studies, chaotic brunches, and every well-meaning misinterpretation in between. This is the shirt for those who love the message but question the messengers. It’s for the ones who’ve rolled their eyes in pews, laughed through lectures, and silently prayed for people to stop speaking on behalf of heaven without the credentials. Whether you’re still on speaking terms with God or just enjoy theological chaos from a distance, this design gets the job done—with a halo and a heavy sigh. Perfect for fans of sarcastic Jesus shirts, religious parody apparel, funny Christian meme tees, faith-based commentary clothing, irreverent spiritual wear, Clancy-style theological snark, wearable divine facepalms, gift for ex-church kids, gift for progressive believers, and gift for anyone who reads scripture with side-eye. Because some things just need to be said. And some things, according to Jesus, definitely didn’t.
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Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
