This shirt says what you’re thinking—and it doesn’t come with a trigger warning. “I’m Not Toxic, You’re Just Weak” is for the emotionally bulletproof, the delightfully unbothered, and the people who aren’t here to babysit grown-up feelings. It’s pink, it’s bold, it’s got a skull and sparkles, and it dares anyone to try you. Perfect for the personality type that calls out gaslighting while holding a flamethrower. With clean, confident typography and a sassy devil-tail arrow curling beneath the word “weak,” this design isn’t just a mood—it’s an emotional eviction notice. You’re not toxic. You’re just tired of people who crumble when confronted with a boundary. This tee is made for the unapologetic queens and kings of savage commentary, deadpan stares, and immaculate shade. It’s the outfit equivalent of blocking someone mid-conversation and sleeping just fine about it. Printed on the ultra-comfortable Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex tee, this shirt doesn’t just talk shit—it feels good doing it. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors may contain polyester), it offers a smooth surface for bold, vibrant prints and a softer, more breathable wear than your ex’s excuses. The modern classic fit hugs just enough without clinging, and the tear-away label, double-needle stitching, and tubular construction mean it’s built to last longer than most of your patience. Perfect for lounging, side-eyeing, or passive-aggressively thriving in a toxic environment near you. Ideal gift for petty friends with main-character energy, emotionally unavailable besties, or the coworker who’s not on the group email—and likes it that way. This shirt also works as a gift for introverts who’ve retired from people-pleasing, sass monsters in their villain era, or anyone who proudly says, “I’m not for everyone.” Use it for birthdays, roast parties, girls’ night out, or that one time you need to send a silent-but-loud message to your whole social circle. In short: If you’re the drama, this is your uniform. And if someone has a problem with it? That sounds like a them issue.
