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Have the Day You Voted For Shirt – Sarcastic Political T-Shirt • Funny Government Satire Tee • Retro Protest Graphic • Gift for Cynical Voters

Have the Day You Voted For Shirt – Sarcastic Political T-Shirt • Funny Government Satire Tee • Retro Protest Graphic • Gift for Cynical Voters

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Finally, a political shirt that doesn’t pick sides—it picks sarcasm. This “Have the Day You Voted For!” tee is the wearable version of a middle finger disguised as a motivational poster. With bold red, white, and blue graffiti lettering and just enough cheer to mask the passive aggression, it’s the perfect response to every policy disaster, pothole, or 3-hour wait at the DMV. You asked for democracy. You got it. Now wear the consequences with pride. Whether you’re a burned-out millennial, a politically disillusioned Gen Xer, or just someone who thinks everybody’s full of it, this shirt speaks your truth louder than any campaign speech. It doesn’t care who you voted for—it’s here to remind everyone that choices have consequences and irony is alive and well. Great for wearing to polling places, awkward family reunions, or while doomscrolling your local news feed. And if someone takes it personally? Good. This premium unisex tee is printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle®, because we believe that bitter humor deserves soft cotton. Made with 100% ring-spun cotton (heather options include polyester), this shirt is smooth, breathable, and tough enough to withstand four years of buyer’s remorse. The modern classic fit sits perfectly whether you’re marching, lounging, or rage-tweeting from your couch. Taped neck and shoulders, double-needle stitching, and a tear-away label make it feel as good as it looks pissed off. And let’s talk about that design. It’s punchy. It’s bold. It screams fake optimism with real consequences. Red stars, blue bubbles, and the subtle presence of a donkey silhouette add just enough political flair without pointing fingers—unless you want to. This isn’t just a funny t-shirt. It’s a daily reminder that voter turnout might bring hope, but it also brings taxes, inflation, potholes, and new rules about plastic straws. Makes an excellent gift for voters with a dark sense of humor, a sarcastic gift for political junkies, or a spot-on gift for independent thinkers who’d rather write in “None of the Above” than pick between two flavors of disappointment. Also perfect for friends who pretend to care every four years and then disappear into the void until the next scandal. In short: this shirt is for the jaded, the jokers, and the ones who say, “Don’t blame me—I voted for chaos.” Soft enough to wear during your next existential crisis, loud enough to be seen at your next protest, and petty enough to make you feel just a little bit better about everything going to hell.



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Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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