Hallowed Be Thy Gains Coffee Mug 15oz Funny Gym Mug Fitness Humor Ceramic Cup Religious Parody Drinkware Gift For Weightlifters ClancyTees

Raise your mug and give praise—to the almighty biceps. The “Hallowed Be Thy Gains” 15oz ceramic coffee mug from ClancyTees is here to bless your mornings, fuel your workouts, and anoint your caffeine with the holy spirit of muscle growth. Featuring a flexing, saintly figure with divine abs and a golden glow, this bold design turns your daily coffee into a pre-workout ritual. It’s not just a mug—it’s a sermon on strength, a scripture on squats, and a gospel of gains. Made from durable ceramic with a glossy finish, this oversized 15oz coffee mug is built to hold whatever holy liquid keeps you going—coffee, protein shakes, or that mysterious green sludge your gym buddy swears by. It’s microwave safe for reheats, dishwasher safe for lazy cleanups, and designed to outlast every skipped leg day. With its bold artwork and unapologetic parody, this mug transforms your cupboard into a cathedral of comedy and caffeine. The artwork is as loud as your workout playlist—muscles shining, crown glowing, and the word “GAINS” so big it could practically spot you on the bench. It’s the perfect combination of fitness humor, gym parody, and sarcastic reverence. Ideal as a gift for gym rats who lift more than spirits, a hilarious gift for fitness lovers who worship the grind, or a cheeky gift for bodybuilders who treat protein powder like communion wafers. This mug guarantees laughs at the gym, in the break room, or anywhere people take themselves too seriously. ClancyTees designs thrive on sarcasm, parody, and unapologetic boldness, and this coffee mug nails all three. It’s a conversation starter, a caffeine vessel, and a comedy sketch in ceramic form. Sip from it before your morning cardio, during your post-workout cooldown, or anytime you need to remind the world that your body is a temple—one under constant construction. So grab this mug, raise it high, and let the world know: gains aren’t just earned, they’re worshipped.

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Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap