Welcome to the Grease Monkey Diner—where the burgers are juicy, the banter is greasy, and the innuendos are definitely not FDA-approved. This retro-inspired graphic tee features a mischievous cartoon monkey mechanic gripping a burger and wrench like he’s been waiting all day to offend a customer with a smirk and a side of sass. Surrounded by Route 66 signage and classic roadside iconography, the circular diner logo reads: “Grease Monkey Diner – Get a Grip on Our Meat.” Subtle? Absolutely not. But delicious? Oh hell yes. This shirt is pure Americana sarcasm—part vintage gas station, part seedy diner, and all attitude. It’s the kind of design that looks like it was stolen straight off a truck stop menu in the 60s, preserved in engine oil, and revived just in time for brunch. Whether you’re a fan of roadside kitsch, old-school mascots, or jokes that make your dad groan with pride, this tee is a wearable time capsule of unapologetic flavor. Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex tee, this shirt doesn’t just serve looks—it serves comfort. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (heather variants include polyester), it offers a breathable modern classic fit with a smoother, softer print surface. Tear-away label, double-needle stitching, tubular construction—basically everything you want when you’re elbow-deep in barbecue sauce or elbowing your way through a car show. Perfect as a gift for car guys, a laugh-out-loud gift for grill masters, or a cheeky gift for Route 66 road trip fans who know their way around a dirty joke and a diner stool. Whether you’re wrenching under the hood, flipping burgers, or just flipping the bird at traffic, this shirt is ready for grease, heat, and glorious chaos. So slap on this tee, rev your engine, and get a grip on… well, everything. It’s roadside Americana with just the right amount of inappropriateness.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
