For those who prefer their insults with a touch of Shakespearean flair, this unisex tee offers a poetic middle finger in calligraphy form. The phrase “Goest Fucketh Thyself” is rendered in a script so elegant, it almost feels like a compliment—until you read it twice. It’s perfect for anyone who enjoys telling people off while sounding cultured, timeless, and just a little bit unhinged. This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a personal boundary etched in cotton. A diplomatic immunity badge. A full-body eye-roll in old English. Wear it when you’re feeling petty, theatrical, or when you’re surrounded by fools and can no longer suffer them gladly. Suitable for festivals, awkward family gatherings, Renaissance fairs (maybe), or just daily wear in the kingdom of your own sarcasm. Printed on the premium Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex tee, this shirt features 100% ring-spun cotton for maximum softness and comfort (heather colors may contain polyester). It’s got a modern classic fit that’s more flattering than your tolerance for bullshit, a tear-away label that won’t irritate your neck, and tubular construction that eliminates those annoying side seams. Taped shoulders and double-needle stitching make sure this shirt can withstand many dramatic exits. This shirt is a gift for sarcastic friends who appreciate old-school insults, a gift for introverts with no time for nonsense, and a gift for anyone who’d rather quote medieval profanity than participate in small talk. Whether you’re ghosting the group or just ghosting in general, this shirt speaks volumes—loudly, sarcastically, and with a dramatic flourish. Get yours and declare thy indifference with historical accuracy and maximum sass.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
