This one says what your facial expression has been screaming for years: “I HAVE NEITHER THE TIME NOR THE CRAYONS TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.” Bold block lettering in yellows and reds brings the heat, while the row of cartoon crayons underneath adds the perfect touch of passive-aggressive preschool energy. It’s sarcastic, colorful, and just the right amount of mean. This is the shirt equivalent of smiling through gritted teeth in a room full of people who ask questions they could’ve Googled. Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee, this unisex shirt combines comfort with unfiltered commentary. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (with polyester added to some heather variants), the 4.5 oz/yd² fabric is breathable, soft, and smooth enough to keep you cool even when you’re holding back a full roast. Tear-away label? Yep. Tubular construction? No irritating side seams. Double-needle stitching? Built to survive awkward meetings, frustrating conversations, and repeat offenders who still don’t get it. This isn’t just a funny tee—it’s a social boundary in shirt form. For those tired of dumbing things down, sugar-coating logic, or walking people through the obvious, this shirt offers a shortcut: Don’t. Whether you’re sarcastic by nature or just exhausted by other people’s nonsense, this design gives you a built-in excuse to keep it moving. Perfect for fans of sarcastic statement tees, colorful passive-aggressive fashion, anti-stupidity apparel, dry humor quote shirts, bold no-nonsense messaging, graphic tees with attitude, introvert frustration fashion, funny teacher energy, zero-patience streetwear, and Clancy Tees’ signature blend of wit and warning. Because crayons are for coloring—not conversations.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
