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Funny Quote T-Shirt - Silence is Golden Duct Tape is Silver, Gift for Dad, Birthday Gift, Humorous Tee, Unisex Apparel, Casual Wear

Funny Quote T-Shirt - Silence is Golden Duct Tape is Silver, Gift for Dad, Birthday Gift, Humorous Tee, Unisex Apparel, Casual Wear

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There’s wisdom in quiet… and power in duct tape. This shirt delivers both, wrapped in sarcasm and printed in bold, no-nonsense typography: “SILENCE IS GOLDEN. DUCT TAPE IS SILVER.” It’s a lesson, a warning, and a slightly unhinged compliment all in one. The gold and silver text pops with clean contrast on a black backdrop, making the message hit harder than the person you were about to mute. Equal parts passive-aggressive and problem-solving, this tee is for anyone who’s ever wanted to say “shut up” but took the high road—barely. Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee, this unisex shirt makes quiet resistance surprisingly comfortable. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton (some heather shades contain polyester), the 4.5 oz/yd² fabric is smooth, soft, and built to outlast small talk. The modern classic fit walks the line between relaxed and structured, while the tear-away label, double-needle stitching, and tubular construction (no side seams) keep the focus where it belongs—on your shirt, not your discomfort. This design is made for the quietly unbothered and the not-so-quietly irritated. Whether you’re the type to ghost a conversation mid-sentence or duct-tape your patience to hold it together, this tee says it so you don’t have to. It’s a walking boundary. A cotton eye roll. A polite threat wrapped in humor and domestic hardware references. Perfect for fans of sarcastic quote t-shirts, passive-aggressive humor wear, bold message apparel, duct tape jokes, funny antisocial tees, introvert commentary shirts, Clancy-style wit and dry edge, smartass energy fashion, grumpy-with-a-smirk clothing, no-nonsense graphic designs, and minimalism with maximum bite. Because sometimes silence is golden. And sometimes you’ve got silver in your toolkit just in case.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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