Funny Coffee Mug Sorry I Dont Drink Just Drugs Mug Sarcastic Gift For Friends

This 15oz ceramic mug says what you’re really thinking when someone tries to drag you out for “just one drink.” In bold block lettering framed by soft pastel flowers, it delivers the deadpan punchline: “Sorry, I don’t drink. Just drugs for me, thanks.” It’s the perfect mix of wholesome floral aesthetic and unapologetically chaotic humor—like grandma’s teacup had a meltdown at Coachella. Big enough to hold whatever you need to survive the day (coffee, tea, or your third bad decision), this oversized mug doesn’t judge your beverage choices—it just announces your lifestyle policy loud and clear. The glossy ceramic finish makes the sarcastic statement pop, while being microwave and dishwasher safe because nobody should have to scrub dishes before caffeine (or after drugs). It’s sharp, it’s funny, and it’s guaranteed to get a reaction whether you’re sipping at home, stashing it at the office, or wrapping it up as a gift. Works as a gift for stoner friends, a gift for party animals, or a gift for that one brutally honest coworker who deserves a mug that matches their energy. With this mug in your hand, you’ll never have to repeat yourself at the bar, the brunch table, or family holiday dinners again—the message is loud, clear, and impossible to ignore. Consider it your new conversation starter, or better yet, conversation ender.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap