Sometimes the world needs a reminder. A big, beautiful, cosmic reminder. This shirt provides that service, starring one peaceful orange cat and five very direct words: Don’t Be a Dumb Cunt. Not a whisper. Not a hint. A full-volume public service announcement—wrapped in psychedelic swirls and feline judgment. Let’s talk design: A chill cartoon cat sits proudly at the bottom of the shirt, cool as hell against a galactic background that looks like it was pulled straight from the Lisa Frank multiverse. Purple waves, shooting stars, even a floating Earth in the distance—just far enough away to pretend it isn’t watching. But it is. So is the cat. And the cat is disappointed in you. The text is hand-lettered like an inspirational quote you’d find on a coffee mug… if that mug was created during a nervous breakdown. “Don’t Be a Dumb Cunt” is scripted in golden yellow, friendly enough to read like advice, but blunt enough to punch your ego in the teeth. It’s honest. It’s firm. It’s oddly motivational. Like a cosmic slap with a smile. Now, the canvas for this chaos: the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee. Because if you’re going to say something this bold, you might as well say it in comfort. This shirt is made from 100% ring-spun cotton (with some polyester in heather options), giving it a smooth print surface and that “worn it for years” softness. The 4.5 oz/yd² weight makes it light, breathable, and perfect for daily wear—whether you’re offending strangers or making new best friends. It features a modern classic fit, which means it’s got shape without being clingy. Double-needle stitching, taped neck and shoulders, and tubular construction keep everything structured and durable, so you can keep wearing this gem long after the first time it gets you side-eyed in public. Bonus: tear-away label—because the only thing that should be irritating is the message on your chest. This shirt is for people who’ve run out of patience but still have a sense of humor. For the friend who’s always right but tired of explaining why. For that special someone who knows stupidity when they see it, and refuses to pretend it’s cute. It’s not rude—it’s preventative. It’s the kind of shirt that does the talking so you don’t have to. And if someone gets offended? That’s kind of the point.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
