“I could get on your level, but I don’t like being on my knees as much as you do.” Boom. Right there on your chest—clear, savage, and smug as hell. This is the shirt for people who don’t bow, bend, or cater to anyone’s fragile little ego. You want humble? Try someone else. This tee’s for the confident souls who meet condescension with fire and would rather lose a friend than lose the upper hand. The text is loud, unapologetic, and laced with celestial flair—planets, stars, and a crescent moon orbit your sarcasm like loyal backup dancers. It’s part sass, part cosmic superiority, and 100% “don’t test me unless you’re ready to get schooled.” Perfect for roasting egos, walking away from weak men, or just letting the world know you’ve got standards—and knee pads ain’t part of the uniform. Printed on the ultra-soft Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex shirt, this tee delivers both attitude and comfort. The 100% ring-spun cotton (with heather options containing polyester) creates a lightweight, breathable fit that’s smooth enough to wear all day—but sharp enough to cut through small talk. The modern classic fit is flattering without being clingy, and construction details like a tear-away label, double-needle stitching, and tubular body make it ready to wear on repeat. Whether you’re dealing with bosses who talk down, Tinder dates who overreach, or just the general public doing what it does best—this shirt says it all so you don’t have to. Ideal gift for sassy friends, gift for badass women, or gift for people with strong boundaries and a sharper tongue. Let ‘em know: submission isn’t in your chart. Neither is playing dumb to make someone else feel smart. This is petty perfection in cotton form.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
