Facepunchy Definition Mug Funny Sarcastic Coffee Cup Ceramic Drinkware Gift for Coworkers

This 15oz ceramic mug takes subtlety, sets it on fire, and pours coffee over the ashes. Featuring the clean dictionary-style definition of Facepunchy (Adj.) — The refined urge to introduce someone’s face to their own poor decisions, this mug is perfect for mornings when caffeine isn’t enough to mask your contempt for other people’s nonsense. It’s sharp, minimalist, and hilarious in the way only brutal honesty can be. One glance at this mug and everyone around you will know you’re done with excuses, small talk, and stupid questions before noon. Crafted from durable ceramic, this oversized mug holds a full 15 ounces of your favorite brew, ensuring you’re armed with enough caffeine to endure another round of poor decisions from those around you. Microwave and dishwasher safe, it’s built for everyday use, and the glossy finish keeps the text bold and clear even after countless cycles. The sturdy handle makes it easy to clutch during morning meetings, late-night study sessions, or that inevitable moment when Karen from accounting asks if “reply all” was intentional. This mug is more than just drinkware—it’s a conversation starter and a warning label rolled into one. Ideal as a gift for sarcastic coworkers, a gift for coffee lovers who thrive on dark humor, or a gift for anyone who prefers honesty with their caffeine. Whether you’re sipping coffee, tea, or the last drop of patience you have left, this mug delivers attitude with every pour.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap