This shirt is basically your social battery in graphic form. It reads: “Ew, People” in clean, unfussy typography—paired with a face that’s equal parts over it, drained, and internally screaming. The eyes are Xs. The vibe is deadpan. And the message? Crystal clear. It’s the perfect tee for introverts, antisocial icons, or anyone who’s ever stepped outside and instantly regretted it. Because let’s face it—small talk is a threat, and this shirt is your polite preemptive strike. Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee, this unisex staple delivers maximum comfort for minimum social interaction. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (heather options may blend in some polyester), the 4.5 oz/yd² fabric is soft, breathable, and smooth enough to handle existential dread and light socializing. It features a modern classic fit, tear-away label, tubular body with no side seams, and double-needle stitching for durability—even if your patience isn’t. This isn’t just a fashion statement—it’s crowd control. A wearable mood swing. Whether you’re dodging invitations, posting up in the corner, or just silently begging not to be perceived, this shirt gets the message across with zero extra words. Perfect for fans of introvert t-shirts, antisocial graphic apparel, dry humor fashion, minimalist attitude wear, Clancy-style emotional honesty, socially exhausted gear, funny mood-based statement tees, “leave me alone” aesthetic, bold one-liner clothing, and deadpan commentary you can wear to the grocery store. Because people are exhausting. And you came dressed to not deal with it.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
