Ew People Coffee Mug – Anti Social Funny Cup, Introvert Humor 15oz Ceramic, Gift for Coworkers and Friends

Some mornings it’s not the coffee you need—it’s distance from humanity. This sarcastic 15oz ceramic coffee mug says what you’re really thinking before your caffeine has the chance to kick in: Ew, People. With bold black lettering and a deadpan face graphic, it’s a perfect piece of antisocial honesty disguised as drinkware. No sugarcoating, no fake smiles—just pure introvert truth delivered in ceramic form. Made from premium District® ceramic, this oversized mug is built to last through endless refills of coffee, tea, or whatever keeps you from throat-punching your daily interactions. Glossy finish, durable handle, dishwasher and microwave safe—because an antisocial soul doesn’t have the patience for delicate hand-wash instructions. It’s practical, bold, and just a little hostile—exactly how mornings should be. This makes a hilarious gift for introverts, a gift for coworkers who hate small talk, or a gift for friends who treat “social battery” like a dying iPhone at 2%. Perfect for the office, home, or anywhere you’re forced to tolerate people you’d rather avoid, it doubles as a warning sign: talk to me at your own risk. Whether you’re sipping in silence at work or avoiding neighbors in the kitchen, this mug has you covered. It’s not just a cup—it’s a protective barrier between you and unnecessary conversation. If you’d rather deal with caffeine than human interaction, this mug is your new daily armor.

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Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap