Congratulations—you’ve unlocked the rare emotional combo of crippling apathy and inappropriate horniness. This “Dead Inside But Still Horny” shirt doesn’t sugarcoat it. It’s not here for feelings. It’s here to remind the world that even the emotionally vacant can still catch a stray thirst trap. Or send one. Who’s to say. The design is a gothic love letter to dysfunction: swirling script like it belongs on a cursed wedding invite, with just enough flirt to keep you from getting reported. There’s a tiny skull, a subtle heart, and the kind of chaotic energy that says, “I ghosted my therapist, but I’m still down bad.” Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex tee, this shirt is softer than your coping mechanisms and smoother than your last situationship. It’s made with 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors may contain polyester), so it feels like comfort and bad decisions wrapped in one. The modern classic fit means it flatters you just enough to still make that eye contact across the bar. Tear-away label, double-needle stitching, taped neck/shoulders—this thing’s built for comfort, chaos, and whatever happens at 3AM. This is the perfect gift for dark humor lovers, a go-to gift for depressed but still flirty friends, and a top-tier gift for sarcastic introverts who believe horniness is eternal. Whether you’re texting someone you shouldn’t, or lying flat on the floor overthinking everything except your browser history, this shirt keeps the energy honest. You may be emotionally unavailable, but your wardrobe doesn’t have to be.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
