“Dead ass?” It’s not just a question—it’s a lifestyle. This shirt captures the essence of sarcastic disbelief, skeptical side-eyes, and unfiltered reactions with two simple words that hit harder than a Bronx accent at full volume. Whether you’re questioning a wild story, reacting to pure audacity, or just existing in the chaos that is modern life, this tee speaks fluent New York without saying much at all. The bold black lettering isn’t just eye-catching—it’s skull-studded. Each letter is laced with mini skull illustrations that add a punch of punk to the phrase, blending urban edge with a playful touch of morbidity. It’s like if sarcasm, street slang, and a Hot Topic wall had a beautifully cynical baby. The result? A shirt that’s both expressive and effortlessly cool. Printed on the incredibly soft and breathable Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex tee, this shirt feels as good as it looks. Made with 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors may include polyester), it features a smooth print surface, modern classic fit, and tubular construction with no side seams—so you can be comfortable while keeping your judgment front and center. The tear-away label and double-needle stitching make it built for everyday wear, whether you’re commuting, clowning your friends, or silently judging someone’s life choices in line at the bodega. This is the perfect gift for sarcastic friends who weaponize eyebrow raises, introverts with a side of shade, or New Yorkers who use “dead ass” like punctuation. Also ideal as a gift for Gen Z lingo-lovers, meme connoisseurs, or anyone who doesn’t ask stupid questions but definitely answers them with attitude. Whether it’s a birthday, “just because,” or a passive-aggressive way to say “you wildin,” this shirt’s got you. If your first instinct to ridiculous behavior is “dead ass?”—this belongs on your chest. And if they don’t get it? They’re probably not from here.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
