Crack Rock Birthstone Mug – Savage Funny Coffee Cup, Sarcastic Roast Humor Mug, Gift For Rude Friends

Some mugs are polite. This one isn’t. The “I Bet Your Birthstone Is A Crack Rock” mug was designed for people who don’t do subtle insults—they go straight for the jugular before the coffee even kicks in. With bold black lettering and just enough sparkle accents to make the roast feel classy, it’s the perfect mix of petty and savage. Made from high-quality District® ceramic, this mug comes in both 11oz and 15oz sizes, giving you options for either a quick morning roast or an all-day caffeine-fueled slander session. Microwave safe, dishwasher safe, and built to last longer than your tolerance for stupidity, it’s a coffee cup with the backbone to match your attitude. This isn’t just kitchenware—it’s a personality test. If you laughed, congratulations, you’re the target audience. If you didn’t? Well, maybe your birthstone really is questionable. Either way, it makes an unforgettable gift for rude friends, a gift for coworkers who thrive on sarcasm, or a gift for yourself when you want to sip tea and throw shade at the same time.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap