All aboard the most questionable team name in sports parody history—the Cleveland Steamers. If you know, you know. And if you don’t? Don’t Google it at work. This hilarious train-themed tee is part retro sports design, part unhinged inside joke, and 100% inappropriate in the best possible way. It’s got that “minor league baseball meets bathroom humor” energy—and we’re not mad about it. The design features a classic steam engine chugging along like it’s headed straight into HR trouble. Smoke stack puffing red, font straight outta 1973, and “Cleveland Steamers” written in the kind of cursive that makes everything look way more respectable than it should. It’s wholesome… until it isn’t. This beauty is printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex shirt, so while your morals might be wrinkled, your shirt won’t be. We’re talking 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors may include polyester), soft AF, lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²), and designed for all-day comfort whether you’re playing beer league softball or getting side-eyed by your mom. Double-needle stitching, taped neck and shoulders, tear-away label—like the locomotive of tees, it’s built to last. Ideal gift for Cleveland fans with a dark sense of humor, a perfect gift for train lovers who don’t take themselves seriously, or a solid gift for sports fans who love a good double take. You’ll confuse your grandma and crack up your friends in the same afternoon. Wear it proudly. Or shamefully. Either way, someone’s going to ask about it—and that’s the real prize. Let your shirt do the talking. Preferably somewhere that doesn’t have a dress code.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
