ClancyTees Serenity Prayer Vinyl Decal Funny Profanity Sticker For Laptop Car Office Gift For Coworkers Sarcastic Humor Wall Quote

The Serenity Prayer just got a ClancyTees upgrade. Forget the soft, church-friendly version—this kiss cut vinyl decal gives you the profanity-laced truth that actually gets you through the day. It’s bold, sarcastic, and painfully relatable, designed for people who need caffeine, patience, and the self-control not to choke out the idiot who peaked in high school. This is the daily mantra for anyone who’s ever thought, “Lord, don’t let me lose my job over this nonsense.” Made from high-quality kiss cut vinyl, this decal peels cleanly and applies smoothly to any flat surface—laptops, water bottles, lockers, car windows, cubicles, or the fridge that holds your last shred of sanity. The vinyl is durable, waterproof, and resistant to scratches, so the message stays sharp no matter how messy life gets. It’s more than a sticker—it’s a personal boundary reminder with attitude, a piece of sarcastic armor to carry with you through the endless parade of stupidity. The ClancyTees Serenity Prayer doesn’t sugarcoat a thing. It asks for patience to tolerate bullshit, strength to ignore the profoundly stupid, and a face that doesn’t betray how much you’d rather be anywhere else. It’s the perfect antidote to fake positivity culture, toxic coworkers, and anyone who tries to test your energy before you’ve had your first cup of coffee. Whether you’re a professional eye-roller, a sarcastic saint, or someone just trying to make it through Monday without catching a charge, this design speaks your language. Unlike motivational quotes that live on Pinterest boards, this prayer isn’t here to inspire—it’s here to keep you sane. It’s a warning label to everyone around you that says: approach with caution, I am one “good morning” away from snapping. And if they still try you? Well, the ending reminds the Lord Himself that you were never His strongest soldier. That’s not weakness—that’s radical honesty. This decal makes an excellent gift for coworkers who hate their morning meetings, a gift for friends who thrive on sarcastic humor, and a gift for anyone who needs a daily reminder that it’s okay not to be Zen 24/7. It’s a sticker, but it’s also a release valve for all the frustration you’ve been bottling up. Stick it where you need it most, laugh when you see it, and let it carry you through one more bullshit-filled day with your sanity intact. At ClancyTees, we don’t do safe, sanitized designs. We do loud, unapologetic humor that calls life exactly what it is: exhausting, ridiculous, and occasionally hilarious. The Serenity Prayer Vinyl Decal is one more way to flip the script on fake positivity and replace it with the kind of raw honesty that actually makes people laugh. Whether you keep it for yourself or wrap it up for someone who’s had enough, this sticker is a daily survival prayer printed in bold, funny vinyl.

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Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean with water and rag. Can be used indoors as well as outdoors with 3 year durability. Apply to any hard smooth surface.