ClancyTees Serenity Prayer T Shirt Funny Profane Graphic Tee Sarcastic Office Humor Shirt

The ClancyTees Serenity Prayer T Shirt isn’t here to bless your day—it’s here to drag it, caffeinate it, and give you the sarcastic armor you need to survive dumb people without catching a felony charge. This design flips the traditional serenity prayer into a profanity-laced anthem of survival, patience, and unapologetic honesty. Every line is bold, brutally funny, and uncomfortably relatable for anyone who’s ever had to fake a smile while someone says something profoundly stupid. It’s not inspirational—it’s survival apparel. Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex t-shirt, this tee combines razor-sharp humor with premium comfort. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors may include polyester), it has a softer and smoother feel compared to standard tees, with a 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) midweight fabric that breathes easy but still feels durable. The modern classic fit offers a clean, slightly tapered cut that looks great without clinging. With double-needle stitching, taped neck and shoulders, a tear-away label, and tubular construction with no side seams, this shirt is built for daily wear without losing shape. The smooth surface also makes the bold text design pop, turning your shirt into the conversation piece you didn’t ask for but absolutely needed. This Serenity Prayer T Shirt is more than apparel—it’s a mood, a mantra, and a passive-aggressive warning label. Perfect for the coworker who can’t survive mornings without sarcasm, for the friend who laughs at life’s chaos, or for yourself if you’re tired of “good vibes only” lies. It’s a gift for coworkers who need coffee before kindness, a gift for friends who thrive on dark humor, and a gift for anyone who knows they were never God’s strongest soldier. Wear it to the office, out running errands, or just around the house while side-eyeing humanity—it’s always on brand. ClancyTees doesn’t do polite inspiration—we do blunt honesty, savage humor, and shirts that speak louder than small talk. With the Serenity Prayer T Shirt, you’re not just wearing a design, you’re wearing your entire survival strategy. And honestly? That’s the most spiritual thing you’ll do all day.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean