The ClancyTees Serenity Prayer Die Cut Magnet turns the classic inspirational prayer into a bold, profanity-filled mantra for surviving stupidity with caffeine, sarcasm, and just enough restraint not to catch a charge. This hilarious design takes the prayer everyone knows and twists it with sharp wit and unapologetic humor, making it the perfect daily reminder that patience is overrated, people are exhausting, and you were never meant to be God’s strongest soldier. Printed with crisp detail and cut to shape for a bold, standout look, this magnet sticks firmly to refrigerators, lockers, filing cabinets, or any magnetic surface where you need to channel survival energy. Built from durable magnetic material, it’s made to last—because let’s be honest, the idiots aren’t going anywhere anytime soon. Compact yet eye-catching, it’s designed to make people laugh every time they see it, even if it’s just you reaching for coffee creamer while trying not to scream. This Serenity Prayer Die Cut Magnet is more than decoration—it’s a lifestyle in magnetic form. It’s a gift for coworkers who live on sarcasm, a gift for friends who thrive on dark humor, and a gift for anyone who needs a little daily profanity to keep it together. Whether you’re at home, the office, or anywhere stupidity lurks, this magnet serves as both a laugh and a warning label: don’t test me, not before caffeine. ClancyTees doesn’t do polite positivity—we do savage truth, raw humor, and designs that make even your fridge look like it’s had enough. Stick this magnet where you’ll see it most, and let it remind you that sometimes survival isn’t about peace—it’s about patience, profanity, and coffee.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Wipe the dust off gently with a clean, dry microfiber cloth
