Meow-llelujah! The savior has returned—and this time, he’s furry, purring, and possibly plotting to knock over your communion wine. Behold Cat Jesus, the divine feline who has officially resurrected for the 9th time, because apparently the Son of Cat dodges death better than your ex dodges accountability. This tee is blasphemously brilliant and spiritually stupid—in the best way possible. Cat Jesus floats triumphantly in a holy glow, arms wide like he’s either blessing the masses or asking where the tuna went. Below him, a pair of human hands reach up in awe, reverence… and possibly to pull him out of the drapes again. The design reads: “Meowllelujah! It’s Cat-Jesus – He resurrected for the 9th time!” Because if a cat doesn’t get at least nine lives, what’s even the point? Perfect for Sunday brunch, Caturday naps, or anytime you want to piss off a judgmental aunt with excellent taste in passive-aggressive comments. This is not your standard Jesus joke tee—it’s weirder, fluffier, and dripping in irreverent charm. Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex tee, this shirt is soft enough to cradle your soul and durable enough to survive all nine lives. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors may contain polyester), it features a modern classic fit that hits the sweet spot between divine and comfortable. Tear-away label, double-needle stitching, and a breathable 4.5 oz/yd² fabric make this the holy grail of graphic tees. Whether you’re shopping for a gift for cat lovers, a gift for sarcastic Christians, or a gift for fans of irreverent humor, this one delivers laughs, side-eyes, and divine feline energy in equal measure. Turn water into hairballs. Preach the gospel of naps. Convert the masses—one purr at a time.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
