Some shirts whisper “classy.” This one yells “drunk in a velvet blazer.” The “Brass Monkey” tee is what happens when elegance, absurdity, and alcohol form an unholy alliance. Front and center is a sharply dressed monkey—suited, booted, and holding a drink with more dignity than most politicians. This little gentleman may have opposable thumbs and a fuzzy face, but his energy screams old-money cocktail snob who could still outdrink your entire friend group. It’s perfect for anyone who enjoys their humor dry, their outfits ironic, and their liquor stronger than their impulse control. This ridiculously refined design is printed on the unisex Gildan 64000 Softstyle®—because a primate this poised deserves nothing less than ring-spun cotton royalty. It’s softer than your bartender’s shoulder after last call and cut in a modern classic fit that flatters bodies without clinging to them like regret. No side seams, tear-away label, and stitched like a tailored tux—if that tux were comfortable enough to pass out in. Whether you’re sipping whiskey, chugging a cheap Brass Monkey cocktail, or just trying to survive brunch with style, this shirt’s got your back. It’s a perfect gift for whiskey lovers, animal humor collectors, and that one friend who wears a bowtie to dive bars. Gift for cocktail connoisseurs with chaotic energy? Check. Gift for monkey fans with a drinking problem? Double check. Gift for anyone whose life motto is “suit up, drink up, crack up”? Slam dunk. Whether you wear it to the bar, a party, or an office happy hour (bold move, but we respect it), this tee is guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations—most of them beginning with, “Where the hell did you get that?”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
