At first glance, it’s all sunshine and florals. But stare just a second longer and the message blooms right in your face: Go F*ck Yourself. Not whispered. Not implied. Not hidden behind some cute euphemism. This shirt is the botanical equivalent of flipping someone off with a smile and then offering them a cookie they can choke on. The design is a riot of vibrant flowers—red, orange, teal, coral—arranged like a cheerful apology. But there’s no apology here. Just a bold, centered typeface screaming your boundaries in capital letters. It’s the ultimate passive-aggressive power move: wrap your rage in beauty and dare them to call it rude. This isn’t for people who believe in “turning the other cheek.” It’s for people who turned both cheeks, waited, gave warnings, and finally decided the most respectful thing left to do was say exactly what they meant. Nicely. Decoratively. With impeccable color balance. The font is clean, chunky, unapologetically legible—like the floral pattern got sick of being polite. There’s contrast in every sense: chaos and calm, elegance and attitude, politeness and profanity. It’s not just a graphic. It’s therapy in vector form. And the canvas? Only the best. The Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee is your ride-or-die for comfort and quality. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester), it’s got that upgraded softness you didn’t know your skin needed. It’s light at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), breathable enough for daily wear, and smooth enough to make your loudest shirt feel surprisingly luxurious. The fit is a modern classic—tapered just enough to look sharp without clinging to last night’s regrets. It features tubular construction (no side seams to twist or shift), taped neck and shoulders for structure, and double-needle stitching where it counts. Plus, a tear-away label that’s just waiting to be banished like your last toxic relationship. This shirt is for anyone who’s ever smiled through clenched teeth, nodded politely, and then gone home to scream into a pillow. It’s a wearable boundary. A floral middle finger. A bouquet of boldness, wrapped in sarcasm, delivered with elegance. Wear it to brunch. To therapy. On your next family visit. Or while canceling plans from the couch with your phone on Do Not Disturb. However you style it, this tee speaks volumes—so you don’t have to.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
