“Bitches be trippin’… okay, maybe I pushed one.” This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a confession, a warning, and a badge of chaotic honor, all wrapped into one gloriously passive-aggressive piece of cotton. For those of us who don’t just stir the pot—we give it a full-blown spin cycle—this shirt lets the world know you’re not afraid to nudge a little drama over the edge. Accidentally. Allegedly. The design keeps it cheeky and classy, with a scrollwork frame that adds just enough faux elegance to your feral tendencies. It’s like Victorian meets petty. Like you might bake cookies… then throw one. The font is bold, the message is clear, and the humor? Absolutely reckless. This is for people who swear they’re innocent while laughing at the crime scene. It’s a full mood, no alibi required. Printed on the supremely soft, unisex Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee, this shirt doesn’t just talk shit—it feels amazing while doing it. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton (heather variants may contain polyester), it features a smooth print surface, modern classic fit, and tear-away label. Double-needle stitching and tubular construction ensure it holds up, even if your friendships don’t. It’s breathable, durable, and ready for daily wear—or court appearances, we don’t judge. This tee makes a killer gift for friends who live for sarcasm, the one in the group chat who “accidentally” starts chaos, or the coworker whose HR file has a sense of humor. It’s also the perfect gift for bold introverts, unbothered adults, or anyone who’s been accused (fairly or unfairly) of being the reason someone else cried in public. Whether it’s a birthday, a petty prize, or a “just because you’re wild” kind of moment, this shirt says it better than you ever could. So if your motto is “I didn’t start the mess, but I sure as hell encouraged it,” then this is your official uniform. Put it on. Own it. Push accordingly.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
