Because Fuck You Thats Why Coffee Mug 15oz Funny Offensive Mug Sarcastic Floral Ceramic Cup Humor Gift For Rude Friends and Sassy Coworkers

Some mugs whisper “good morning.” This one screams “Because fuck you, that’s why.” The ClancyTees 15oz ceramic coffee mug doesn’t beat around the bush—it kicks the bush over, flips it off, and walks away. Decorated with cheerful flowers wrapped around blunt profanity, it’s the ultimate contradiction: a bright, floral design delivering the rudest possible message. It’s coffee, comedy, and chaos all in one cup. Crafted from sturdy ceramic with a glossy finish, this 15oz mug is as durable as your bad attitude. Perfect for oversized pours of coffee, tea, whiskey, or whatever liquid courage gets you through the day. Microwave safe for those reheats you’ll forget about, and dishwasher safe because you don’t have time to hand wash when you’re already running late. It’s functional, unapologetic, and built for daily use—just like you. The design is pure sarcasm at its finest: bold lettering, middle fingers tucked between flowers, and a message that doubles as an answer to every dumb question you don’t want to deal with. Ask why you’re late? This mug answers. Ask why you’re mad? This mug answers. Ask why you ordered a mug this rude? Guess what—the mug answers. Ideal as a gift for sarcastic friends who thrive on unfiltered honesty, a hilarious gift for rude coworkers who hate small talk, or a bold gift for sassy people who live life without a mute button. Whether you’re sipping at your desk, in a Zoom meeting, or at Sunday brunch with judgmental relatives, this mug turns every sip into a mic drop. ClancyTees specializes in designs that don’t play nice, and this one is no exception. It’s funny, offensive, and just self-aware enough to make people laugh even as they clutch their pearls. If you’re tired of mugs that say “Live, Laugh, Love,” then this is the brutally honest antidote you’ve been waiting for. So pour it full, lift it high, and let the flowers frame your attitude. Because some days don’t need an explanation. They just need this mug.

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Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap