Some people wake up with gratitude. Others need caffeine, solitude, and a 3-minute buffer before human interaction. This tee was made for the latter. Featuring a lone astronaut casually sipping coffee on some alien wasteland, this shirt captures that early-morning existential calm: “The planet’s on fire, but I’ve got my cup.” The art? A banger. Vintage-style spacesuit, helmet reflecting a dreamy galaxy, Saturn rising like it’s clocking in for a shift, and a steaming mug of interstellar roast. It’s giving “galactic peace,” “low-key panic,” and “don’t talk to me until Jupiter sets.” Whether you’re the kind of person who’s deep into retro sci-fi art, psychedelic space vibes, or just really into silence before sunrise, this shirt is your emotional support garment. It’s printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle®—Clancy Tees’ premium standard for softness, breathability, and daily comfort. 100% ring-spun cotton (with heather variants containing polyester) gives you that lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² feel that doesn’t cling, shrink weird, or start itching after two washes. Tear-away label, double-needle stitching, and tubular construction—translation: this thing’s built for lounging, pacing, doomscrolling, or wandering aimlessly in thought. The modern classic fit hits that perfect balance between fitted and roomy, so you can drink your third cup without feeling like you’re in a straitjacket. This tee is for space cadets, burnout philosophers, and people who treat espresso like a spiritual practice. It’s the ultimate funny astronaut coffee shirt for anyone who’s over it but still up for the day. Whether you’re gift shopping for a coffee-loving introvert, hunting down a retro space-themed tee, or just want to add a little existential humor shirt energy to your rotation, this one delivers. It’s also a sleeper hit for sci-fi lovers who drink too much coffee, cool tees for people who hate mornings, and NASA-inspired coffee shirt fans who need a break from all the clean-cut merch. You don’t need to say a word in this shirt. The vibe is loud enough. Equal parts sarcastic, cosmic, and caffeine-fueled. Clancy Tees: proudly supplying unisex cosmic coffee shirts, galaxy-themed humor tees, and weird introvert apparel to the overstimulated and under-caffeinated everywhere.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
