Ever seen a penguin with murder in its eyes? Now you have. This unisex t-shirt features an adorably furious penguin gripping a massive kitchen knife like it just waddled out of a crime scene and into your closet. It’s the perfect blend of cute and chaotic—equal parts arctic charm and aggressive energy. Whether you’re naturally stabby before your morning coffee or just dead inside with style, this design speaks fluent sarcasm and low-level menace. It’s the kind of shirt that says, “Don’t test me—I will cut you,” but with cartoon-level innocence that keeps HR slightly confused. The hand-drawn style and bold text make this an instant conversation starter (or ender, depending on your vibe). It’s a wearable warning label for the socially exhausted, emotionally drained, or just plain done with everything. Ideal for antisocial introverts, petty queens, and anyone who’s ever fantasized about flipping a table in a grocery store. You’ll love the feel of the Gildan 64000 Softstyle®—a modern classic fit made from 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors may contain polyester). It’s soft, breathable, and smooth enough to wear while plotting revenge in comfort. Tear-away label, double-needle stitching, and tubular construction? Yeah, this shirt is built like you—no side seams, no nonsense, just vibes and spite. If you’re searching for a gift for stabby besties who look like cartoons but act like chaos gremlins, this shirt hits the spot. Also a fantastic gift for animal lovers with a twisted sense of humor, or a gift for coworkers who need to be reminded—gently—that your sanity is on thin ice. This is unhinged penguin realness, y’all. Rock it with pride.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
